he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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