I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Randomize
