your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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