Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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