i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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