We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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