ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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