I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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