My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I'm both gender and math confused
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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