In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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