YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Randomize
