Yo dont text me then not text me
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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