STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My friends, they love my intelligence
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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