Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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