I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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