I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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