he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Is this like a preordered booty call?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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