I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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