I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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