I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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