i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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