normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
she pinky promised me she was 18
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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