id be glad to
she looked like the before picture.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
