and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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