Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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