Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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