I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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