we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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