Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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