Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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