it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I licked your asshole in confidence.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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