I forgot how hot balto sounded
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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