I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
one might say we're banned from that church
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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