she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
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