Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
