The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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