butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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