So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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