we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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