wakey wakey hands off snakey
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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