its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Randomize
