don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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