Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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