you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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