Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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