at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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