So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize