Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
COCAINE IS GR8
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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