I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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