I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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