Buhtt sex?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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