Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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