i just google imaged poop.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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