He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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