I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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