I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Randomize
